Sunday, March 01, 2009

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH DEODORANT FOR THIS BLOG ENTRY !

Today started out in the crapper, swiftly sliding down into a snow covered cess pool.
The night air was cold and very windy, which means that the furnace
works in hyper space mode, making my bedroom a vertual steam bath.
Because of that I woke up with dry eyes, mouth, nose and throat desease.

Slip sliding my way through the fog to the bathroom
where upon opening the door sent a huge piece of
dog hair flying across the floor mimicking a rabid mouse.
It was only dog hair, but being only half awake I thought it was a mouse.
Then on to the kitchen where upon the coffee pot decided to dribble
out a shot glass amount of coffee in my cup and abruply stopped.

Then I went to my computer, each morning I like to print out a crossword puzzle
to try and finish it as the sun comes up over the horizon.
The printer, for some unknown reason started to print out the entire
New York Times or something,
"Now printing page one of a hundred".
I had to un plug the thing, printer ink isn't cheap!

Looking out the window it seems that the wind has blown all of the
bird seed out of the feeder, again. Going to the kitchen stove
to cook up some nice warm oatmeal. A kind of warm and fuzzy Sunday morning ritual.
A moment later a little plastic vent thing fell off the range hood above the stove
right into my pot of oatmeal. I sigh, and walk over to the window bird feeder.

Reached over to the bag of bird seed disturbing a fock of little brown moths into the crisp yet dry morning air. Trying to swat them is futile at best. Another sigh!
My eyes watered for the most of the day,
which complimented the dripping of my nose.
Also the dog has taken to rubbing his butt on the living room carpet.

I can't wait to see what tommorrow may bring!


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