COMPANY MERGERS IN 2009 !

Watch for these consolidations in 2009...

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, & Grace.

2. PolyGram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker

3. 3M Co., will merge with Goodyear and Become:
MMMGood

4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become:
FedUps.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott Now.

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang.


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