Do they still sell Christmas tree tinsil? I've decided to wrap all of the presents I'm re gifting this year in aluminium foil.
You can't see through it, it's shiny, easy to fold and it's reusable.
It's time to wrap up this year with aluminium foil and make new years resolutions.
I never really do finding them as silly annoyances but thinking about how the people of this third rock from the sun are so messed up, I figured I could come up with a few for the people on Earth. Along with the "Normal" resolutions the voices in my head aren't coming up with any that I would find interesting or humorous enough... So I guess one would be to try not to resolve to do anything.
So there's this strange odor eminating from the fireplace. It kind of smells like cat piss and that would make sense because of the history of this old house. It's not a really disernable smell and not all that strong but every once in awhile you can tell something is just not right in the air. Upon further investigation I found a piece of the whitest hair at the far end of the firewood grate, along with a tiny thread of red cotton cloth. Only thing I can come up with is that Santa couldn't hold it in any longer on his trip around the world and pissed in the fireplace.
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