A JEEP AT THE BOTTOM OF LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE !

Jince Johnson and an old Irish friend of his named Barack O'Mama like to go duck hunting in winter. O'Mama just bought a new Jeep and wanted to show it off to his old friend Jince. He packed the back of the jeep with his Black Labrador,his shot gun,and a couple cases of good ol Irish Ale. So off they went to the frozen ice of lake Winnipesaukee, They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.
Now, they have to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, they need a sizable hole in the ice to allow the ducks to land in the water along side their decoy ducks. It's going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. Well O'Mama used to work for a mining company and had a few tricks up his sleeve. Out of the back of his new Jeep came a stick of dynamite with a thirty second delayed fuse.

Laughing and shouting with a few beers in them, Jince lit the TNT with a thirty second fuse and O'mama threw the dynamite as far away as he could. Remember a couple of sentences back when I mentioned the dog? It's a highly trained Labrador used for retrieving things. Especially trained at retrieving things thrown by their master. You guessed it!
The dog hit the ground running at a high rate of doggy speed on the slippery ice and captured the stick of dynamite with the burning thirty second delayed fuse. The two men yelled, screamed, waved their arms and wondered what to do now. The dog thinking his master was cheering him on, kept on a coming, running back to the men with a stick of dynamite clenched between it's teeth.
O'Mama put down his beer and quickly grabbed his shotgun and shot at the dog.
The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a dog. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone insane and shooting at him takes off to find cover.....
Cover under O'Mama's brand new Jeep. The two men continue to yell as they run as fast and far away as possible heading for the safety of land. Well the catalytic converter on the exhaust pipe of the truck is still hot, the dog got burned, yelped and dropped the dynamite under the truck, then took off after his master and the safety of land.
Then --BOOM-- the dynamite goes off created a nice big hole in the ice under O'Mama's new Jeep which slowly but surely sank to the bottom of lake Winnipesaukee. Leaving the two friends standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The Aetna insurance company claim analyst or adjuster said that sinking a vehicle in lake Winnipesaukee by illegal use of explosives is NOT covered. O'mama has to make $480.00 a month payments for six years on a jeep at the bottom of Lake Winapasockie. And pay a $1,000 fine for polluting the water supply.


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