MY INTERVIEW WITH SENATOR DODD !

P. Well good morning Sentor Dodd how are you today?
D. Fine,really fine thank you, and thank you for the opportuity to address some very important questions that reflect the gravity of the situations that face not just my constituants here in the great State of Connecticut but also the very important problems facing each and every American from across this great country. From Connecticut to California and every State between them.Ah...
Did I answer your question?

P. Senator Dodd, I just asked you how are you today and your already bloviating!
D. Well things are very very difficult to express in the words that the common person can and will comprehend at the time it has been said to be orated in a way that everybody, not just the man on wall street can comprehend but also that the woman on main street of America can think about while casting her vote for me.

P. O.k. Have you ever had a job before being elected to the Senate.
D. It has been the greatest of all experiences to be a Senator from the great State of Connecticut for all these years and I am humbled by the fact that the common factory worker that goes to work each and every day to put food on his or her family table. Whichever that family's make up would be, a man and wife or a same sex couple that are truely and most importantly a family none the less.

P. Did you not hear my question? Have you ever had a job like a news paper boy or a pizza delivery guy before being elected to the Senate?
D. My father Tom Dodd was a Senator from the great State of Connecticut for many of the years as I was growing up in the great State of Connecticut and he served his district well before his death, and then because I guess of name recognition I was elected to serve with the pride of a mountain lion as Senator from the great State of Connecticut for all these years and hopfully many years to come.I even am the Chairman of the powerful Senate banking commitee to which we will be hearing testamony of all of the three major ceo's of the automobile manufacturers in this country.

P. I don't think you answered my question.
D. It gives me great pleasure to be able to have and afford the time to be interviewed by you and I hope you and all of America will come together in unity to be as one people,for the peopls, and all the people, not only as the people of the great State of Connecticut but also all of America.

P. o.k. here goes, Have you ever had a job before being elected to fill your fathers shoes as a Senator?
D. My father served this State well during his term as a United State Senator from the great State of Connecticut. I have followed in his fot steps by getting union support for my election and re elections and have even got a stadium in my family name the Dodd stadium for which I never voted for or to keep not one union worker out of work in this great State of Connecticut.


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