If your real name was Anonymous?
Would you get credit for everything
nobody wanted credit for?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If feathers tickle people,
Why don't they tickle birds?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When companies ship Styrofoam,
what do they pack it in?
If a child mute swears,
does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
If Barbie is so popular,
why do you have to buy her friends?
If I get smart with you? How would you know?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box
that is used on planes?
why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same substance?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
American mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks,do mothers from
Asian countries use? Toothpicks?
If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
I wonder what the speed of a bolt of
lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea
does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why are there still monkeys and apes?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Who invented cottage cheese?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you try and fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Can you get cavities in your dentures
from using too much artificial sweetener?
Whose idea was it for the word
“Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
Why do you call it an asteroid
when its outside the hemisphere,
yet call it hemorrhoid when its in?
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