I've been thinking about things again!
Why is it that President Bush's approval
rating is so low,when it was the
Vice President who shot someone in the face?
Why if someone tells you there’s wet paint
why do you you have to touch it?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
Did you ever notice that if you
blow in a dogs face it goes mad,
yet when you take him on a car ride
he sticks his head out the window?
How come you never see a newspaper
headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of murdered?
If Hooters started a door-to-door service
would they then be called knockers?
They say the truth will set you free.
But then why is it that every time a kid
tells the truth he gets sent to his room?
If there's an exception to every rule,
is there an exception to that rule?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed"
If afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts,
but have to put your two cents worth in?
Why do drug stores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why are boxing rings square?
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