VOLKSWAGENS !

I never liked the names of Volkswagen's cars.
From the Karmann Ghia to today's Touareg.
Why do the car names sound so stiff?
Most of them have me scratching my head,
trying to figure out how to pronounce them.
Amarok
Eos
Lavida
Passat
Phaeton
Routan
Scirocco
Tiguan
I rest my case!