IDIOMS !

Where do Idioms come from anyway ?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I take them all with a grain of salt,
mostly sit on the fence in fear of
stealing someones thunder.
That way I stay Clean as a whistle
and Happy as a clam instead of
being Mad as a wet hen I stay
Cool as a cucumber and Hit
Nail on the head not Missing the mark.
Oh there's Once in a blue moon
that I ruffle ones feathers.
But mostly I'm On the ball and see
When someones Off his rocker
and Not playing with a full deck.
So I'm off to a good start in saying
that there's Method to my madness.
I Let sleeping dogs lie instead of
letting the Cat out of the bag.