CRASH !

So I was driving down the road when
a real shiny car pulls up behind me.
It was one of those fancy porschegini's.
The driver was doing his best to pass me
but every time he tried there was a car
or truck in the other lane in his way.
Finally he made his move and sped passed me.
A few miles down the road I saw that he had
drove off the road hitting a telephone pole.
I stopped to see if he was alright,
and yes he was standing by his crashed car.
I said to him, man you were lucky in this crash.
He said 'Yea God was with me".
I said you better let me drive God around
the way you drive your gonna kill em.