The president paid a surprise visit on Monday
to Washington's Friendship Park, where a
handful of little league teams were warming up.
Stepping onto the field in a tie but no jacket,
Obama shook hands with the young ball players
and posed for photos with each team.
Obama said the kids were too good among their league,
they need a mandated forced run rule,
tax on the better team's bats, gloves and helmets.
That they need to shorten the diamond base path,
for the worse team to make things even out.
He's looking to take away the Gatorade in favor
of an all natural prune juice and cranberry drink.
Last but not least Obama cares about them all
so much he's going to force them to use their
allowances on purchasing new batting gloves,
even if they don't want them because they
can't decide how their own hands feel,
but that's only because he's so compassionate.
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