PRINGLE'S POTATO CRISPS !

Opening up one of those cans of Pringle's crisps
I noticed that under the lid was printed the words
sorry, your not a winner try again!
I thought they're either having some type of contest
or that I was opening up the can o' crisps wrong.

I think the good people at the Pringle's company
had the initial intention of making tennis balls,
But on the day that the tennis ball ingredients were
supposed to show up a big ol truck of potatoes arrived.

When I was a kid I used to stick my hand inside the can
to grab onto a few crisps and was kind of upset that
as an adult I couldn't get my hand into the can anymore.
That is until I found out that the crisps pour really good
and fast straight from the can right into my mouth.

The Pringle's people should make chocolate chip cookies,
then we can get rid of those stupid easy open, resealable
packages that the chocolate chip cookies now come in.
The first time I had one of those easy open packages I
opened it up as usual at the end and it wouldn't close up.

I did notice one thing about these Pringle's crisps in a can.
The dog really likes them but can't get his nose in the can.
That doesn't keep him from trying to get his nose in the can
it just means he'll be walking around with a can on his nose.