There's no doubt whom the real winner was in last night's game,
Major League Baseball. Now we'll get a Game 6
that should generate enormous ratings and revenue,
there won't be a Game 7, so...
Everybody knows that the fix is in for six games.
It's in the cards already, in the end of the sixth,
the Yankees will be victorious. You see every game they play
makes millions of dollars for all involved.
From the owners to the peanut and "Cracker Jack" hawkers,
they prosper from the most games played and aired on tv.
I never liked baseball because it's all put up like it's real,
something akin to the actors between the ropes of professional wrestling.
I never liked car races, how hard is it to drive left all the time?
I never liked soccer, football,tennis or golf.
If there was one sport that I'd consider good enough to watch,
I'm pretty sure it would begin with "Co-ed Naked".
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