No rain - no rainbow !
It's been raining every day for about a month now.
Got me to making up these stupid jokes...
What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?
Get in the bloody boat!
Why does Gordie the farm dog smell like a wet dog? Because he's a wet dog.
This guy who stole everything except soap and towels. He was a dirty crook!
Why do Roosters crow in the dark? A car drove by with headlights on.
Why do tomato plants grow in fig tree pots? I don't know.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It goes plop and gets wet.
Does moss grow on north sided walls? Only green moss.
If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4,what would you get? Wrong answer.
Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired? He stayed awake on the job.
All the employees at the rubber band factory agreed that their job was a snap!
What is an Eskimo cow called ? An eskimoo.
What is a forum ? A two-um plus a two-um.
What letters did the man recite to his car when he ran out of gas ? I,C,U,R,M,T.
What do you call a very popular perfume ? A best smeller.
When two angels meet, what do they say to each other ? Halo !
What was the Pilgrims' favorite dance? The Plymouth Rock.
How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
Drop it from five feet. It won't break during the first four feet.
Where did King Arthur take his girl friend on a date? To a Knight club.
How do you make a lemon drop ? Hold it and let it go.
What does a pig use to write with? A pigpen.
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