JOKE OF THE DAY !

There was this guy I'll call him Guy,
in a bowling alley bar drinking his favorite adult beverage for a few hours.
Suddenly Guy falls off the bar stool face first onto the floor.
The barkeep Annie tells Guy, your shut off and way to drunk, GO HOME!
Guy tries to get to his feet and can't because he's just to drunk to stand.
He decides to crawl out of the bar and all the way home.
The next morning confronted by his wife about his being drunk the night before,
Guy tries to say he was just out playing pool for the evening.
His wife says "Where's your wheel chair?"


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