TSO'S WHAT ?

I don't really like carrots, they make me think of stupid stuff like:

Why is there no General Tso's corn dogs or fish and chips?

Is the private citizen Subway sandwich guy named Jarod an actor now?

If I had a million dollars I would buy a really big round house
then I would put it on hydraulically activated robot legs.

After paying $7.50 for a freakin Starbuck's cup of coffee,
I'm thinking of opening up a coffee shop next to that one,
buy their coffees and sell them from my shop for a dollar more.

We should paint flames on the sides of all are cars,
it would look like everybody is going really really fast.

DVD rental prices make no sense, this one is four dollars for a whole week
and that one is six dollars for one night.It's backwards.Someone should tell them.

Leaves burn, why can't we just fill our cars fuel tanks up with dried leaves?

As a child I was once asked by a lady in a bank what I
wanted to be when I grew up? I said a police sniper!

I always wanted to use the words "Sewer sludge" in a conversation
but could never seem to drop it into the conversation.

If they made the supermarket aisles wider we could drive our car in
and grab things through the window and pay on the way out like at McDonald's.

2001 A Space Odyssey was such a boring movie. It was like
staring at the wall and holding your breath for two hours.

If I'm standing on carpet can I get electrocuted from the static electricity?

This teriyoki chicken and rice soup bowl is good, although to many carrots,
It's not to sweet or salty, I give it three astericks.

We should put a fence all the way around the border of the United States
and make people pay us ten Peso's or what ever money they have to get in.

If you swim in the ocean you should always go swimming with
someone bigger than you because sharks will go for them first."

If we went into a music shop and I put a stereo on and danced in circles,
you could run out with a different stereo while everyone is looking at me.

I never met an ice cream cone that I didn't like.

I'm tired of cleaning up, It just gets dog hair messy again.
I like it like this, it shows we have better things to do than cleaning.

If I could have only one super power it would be able to breathe in space.

I think that I would like the world better flat,
Like a nice big pepperoni and anchovies pizza.

I don't understand now a days why we send our kids to go to school,
the Internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.

You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and germs won't go on you because there is no room.

O.k. I just read the last one and have no clue what I said either.

They say that youth is waisted on the young, or are the youth just wasted?

They say that time is on your side, unless your a ghost blog writer.

It's only eleven fifty nine and it feels like noon,
I told you those carrots would get to me.


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