Mr. Murphy lives just out of town on an old farm handed down throgh the generations.
Today he wanted to call the local nursery to see if they had some blackberry bushes.
He mistakenly dialed one number and got the local electronic store instead.
Ring Ring...Ring Ring... "Hello Phones-R-Us"
Ya ah hi um...I'm looking for some Blackberries.
"Blackberries, well we got em".
I need quite a few of them.
"How many are you looking to buy?"
Oh, I'd say a couple dozen should do it.
"You mean you want to buy 24 Blackeries?"
That should be enough I think.
"Can you hold on for the store manager?"
Ya I guess so.
( Annoying Elevator/Doctors office Musac )
"Hello this is the store manager, my name is Zippy, how may I help you?"
Well Zippy, I want to buy some Blackberries.
"I can help you with that"
Good how soon can I get them?
"How many did you say you need?"
Oh a couple dozen should do it Zippy.
"Well I don't think we have that many in stock"
"I could order them for you"
How many do you have in stock because I already have the holes dug.
"Ah... holes dug?"
Well ya I'd like to get them in the ground right away.
"Are you sure you want Blackberries?"
Well I thought of getting some of them Blue ones but>
"Oh you mean the Bluetooth"
I thought they were Blueberry?
"No we don't carry Bluetooth any more just Blackberries"
Well that's what I want...Blackberries.
"Let me check and see how many we have in stock"
O.k. Zippy I'll wait.
( More annoying elevator musac )
"Hello sorry for the delay"
That's o.k. Zippy.
"I found we have ten in stock"
O.k. great, I'll take them, how much are they?
"Let's so ten times $299 plus the activation fees of"
$299. plus Activation fees? I thought they were self pollinating.
"Huh?"
What is the bottom line on these Blackberries?
"Well from what I can see it will come out to about $3,360 before the $100 rebate"
Rebate? What's this about a rebate?
"You qualify for a $36 rebate on each Blackberry"
What are you talking about all this rebate stuff?
All I want is a couple dozen Blackberries.
"All I have is ten"
Well...Can you deliver them?
"We don't deliver, you'll have to pick them up and activate them"
Is this the Feed & Nursery store?
"No this is the Cell phone store"
Never mind!
( Click ! )
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