I NEVER MET A TV REMOTE I DIDN'T LIKE !

UNTIL TONIGHT THAT IS !
Grampa was going up and down the television channels using the remote, looking for an interesting program he would want to watch. Suddenly both the Cable box and the TV went off. "I must have pushed the wrong button" Grampa said.

So I was trying to guild him through what buttons he needed to push to get the cable box power back on. This went on for about five minutes.

Me: push the button that says cable
Gramps: What button?

Me: the button at the top row that says cable
Gramps: I can't read it

Me: Give me the remote I'll see what I can do.
Grampa: Hands to me the TV remote control.

After about ten minutes of pushing buttons, I finally got both the cable box and the TV on and on Grampa's favorite show. The FOX News Channel. We sat there for about ten minutes waiting for the commercials to end and the show to begin when......
Both the TV and the cable box lost power,,, AGAIN !

WITH NO ONE TOUCHING THE REMOTE !
OOOOOH VERY SPOOKY !
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(Commercial Break)
Hi, Jonny Numbnutt here have you had your burger today?
(Music starts playing)
Da Da Da Da Da
In Your Chevrolet
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da...
(End Commercial Break)

I think now is a good time to call underdog.
"Here I come to save the day !"
Wait a minute...Your not Underdog...
"No, I'm Duddley DoWright !".

But I called Underdog.

"He was with Mini Mouse last night,you know how things can get long into the evening"
"Excuse me...Say that's a fine lookin suit you got on there." Whom are you?
"My name is inspector Columbo and I just want to ask a couple of questions"

(A loud Thump at the door)
I open the door and find a note with aa arrow through it stuck in the door.

( Suddenly music is heard in the stairwell )
Da Da Da Da Da...Da Da Da Da !
"And now Heeer's Johnny!".


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