MY 401K IS NOW A 201k

Tonight look up in the night sky because the moon will be the largest
it will appear in fifteen years.I wish I could say that about my 401K.

With this years stock market dropping faster than my grandmothers bladder,
I've seen a loss of just about 50% of my 401K's value.
The stock market has Ex laxed itself every day and I'm left in the toilet.

I know that I'm not alone and most investors are feeling the pain.
Like the worm in a bottle of tequila, our country is drunk on the fumes
partly because of the lack of the use of President Bush's Veto Crayon.
Federal government spending is way out of control.
Congress enacting pork laden bills and bailing out every badly
controlled wardrobe malfunctioned business sector.

Like sand through an hour glass, so are the day's of our lives.
How can these people be so clueless and be in charge of our government?
How can they get away with this?
Every few years we elect a new bunch of criminals.
How are we going to get this country back on the straight and narrow track?
How come our states Governors are sent to jail being involved in corruption scandals?

There a greedy bunch these politicians, faining the guise of cleanliness.
They all reek and should have the dye of bank robbers on their hands.
Most local politicians aren't in it for the money, in fact a lot are not paid.
But when they get to the state or national political level,
money is the most importunated thing not only to help them live a decadent life style
but most importantly to get them re elected and keep them in power.
And so the seedy and greedy cycle continues and never ends.

The answer it seems to keep control over all this crap is term limits...
We have term limits on the Presidency why not Congress?
Two terms seems like a good deal to me. I don't like career politicians.

Did Senator Ted Kennedy ever have another job besides being a Chappaquiddick life guard?
Did Senator Chris Dodd ever have a different job or just inherit this one from Tom?
Do these dingleberrys really know what we, the voters go through day to day?
I'm thinking about moving to New York so that I can vie for
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's ill gotten booty seat after she leaves it.
Then again I might be happier just planting some weeds in the garden.
Merry freakin Christmas every body.


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