Thursday, September 04, 2008

WHAT'S IN A NAME ?

Today the most common name in the world is Mohammad.
That's telling me there are more and more Muslims around these days.
I just saw some big city politician on the Tele plead guilty to some type of felony corruption thing he did.
His first name is Kwane. Kwane? What kind of a name is that?

And if you name your son Jeeves, I think your pretty much stamping him to be a driving people around for the rest of his life. How about Skippy? Never gonna be President of the United States ! Say it out loud, President Skippy, just doesn't sound right. Or does it? I never heard of the name Barack before. Sounds like a candy bar or something from the land of the Point.

How about naming your little baby girl Bertha, now that's a big name these days. Names seem to change as time goes by too, not to many Ninety year old Britney's or Courtney's around are there? Johnny Cash had a song about a boy named Sue. Golfers have really interesting names, there's Fuzzy and Tiger.
I don't think that someone named Goober or Gomer are gonna be doctors.

Lots of celebrity people only go by one name like Cher or Madonna, Prince or Sting.
You know who someone is talking about when you hear the name Hillary or Paris.
I'm kind of glad my parents didn't name me some stupid name that I'd have to live with for the rest of my life.
I kind of like the name Pugfound !


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