Friday, September 05, 2008

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM !

Why does it sound like Willy Nelson picks only one string on his guitar?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why on the t.v. show Gilligan's Island did Gilligan and the skipper
always wear the same clothes, while the others changed in every episode?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How come tooth paste doesn't have safety caps?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do we say "I have to throw up shouldn't it be throw down?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what would happen if you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here".
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do the makers of Minute Rice give their product that name
when it 5 minutes to cook?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it that Superman can take 6 bullets in the chest
but when the bad guy throws the empty gun at him, he ducks?

Explain to me why we change our time clocks forward and back.

Why is there no blue food?

If our hair is made out of the same stuff as our finger and toe nails
why do we lose our hair and not the nails?


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