MY INTERVIEW WITH SENATOR OBAMA !

P:good morning and thank you for your time.
O:my pleasure to be here.

P:Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . I know you're busy running for president is very important and I will only take a few minutes of your time.
O:go ahead, ask away.

P:I can't seem to get some information I need.
These things seem to either be “locked” or “not available’. I'm sure it’s just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these are?

• A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate
• Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth
• Your Occidental College records
• Your Columbia College records
• Your Columbia Thesis paper
• Your Harvard College records
• Your Selective Service Registration
• Your medical records
• Your Illinois State Senate records
• Your Illinois State Senate schedule
• Your Law practice client list
• Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published
• Your University of Chicago scholarly articles
• Your Record of baptism
O:I'll have to have my people get back to you on that.

P:you were born in Hawaii, can you surf?
O:I don't know how to swim?

P:what is your favorite sport?
O:basketball!

P:who is the President of Iceland?
O:I'll have to get back to you on that.

P:do you believe in the poles?
O:I know many Polish people and as a matter
of fact have even eaten a cabbage roll.

P:Governor Palin was in the State of Minnesota the other day,
said she liked it there and that she never visited the deep south before.
do you like it in Minnesota?
O:when I was there during the primaries it was cold.

P:do you know how to play chess?
O:I'm more of a basketball kind of guy.

P:are you a beer or wine person?
O:I like pineapple champagne.

P:are you a dog or a cat person?
O:I'm afraid of dogs and allergic to cats.

P:I've noticed that when you don't like the question you laugh.
O:(laughs out loud).

P:have you ever gone hunting?
O:(laughs out loud again).

P:what brand of cigarettes do you smoke?
O:I'm trying to quit and am on the patch.
actually I'm down to three patches a day.

P:what is not above your pay scale?
O:(laughs) being President.

P:last question, boxers or briefs?
O:depends.




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