Pugfound- good morning govenor palin.
Gov Palin- good mornin to ya.
P- let's start out by talking about your foriegn affairs experiences.
G- okey dokey.
P- what are they?
G- I can see Russia from my house.
P- And?
G- And what? that's pretty impressive stuff!
(At ths point in the interview
Govenor Palin pulls out an Uzi
from under her skirt and yells)
"You get what you deserve at McDonald'S"
Bam Bam Bam ......
P- Whoah !
P-Shighing !
P- have you ever been to Russia.
G- I like Russian salad dressing.
P- Alright um. Have you been to say, England?
G- I'd like to use a life line if I could.
P- This isn't "Do you want to be a millionare"
You don't have any life lines.
G- Then I'd like to call a freind.
P- Govenor you don't seem to understand that,your not. O.k. let's start over.
P- If elected what would be the first thing you do in Washington?
G- Gee that's a tough one, I think I'd get me some of them good ol Washington State apples.
P- No no I mean Washington D.C.
G- I know I'm just teasin ya.
P- So what would you do?
G- probly redecorate my office, I like moose heads on the wall and fish nets and stuff like that.
P- Fish nets?
G- ya you know the type that fish get caught in.
P- One thing that people have said about you is that you lack experience.
G- Well all I can say about that is that I have five kids. Count em five.
P- I meant political experience not that experience.
G- oh, well why didn't cha say so?
P- this interview is heading in the wrong direction, let me start over.
G- You do that a lot don't cha?
P- um, Govenor, besides being a woman what kind of change would you bring to Washington D.C.
G- I could bring a lotta change, we in Alaska have a polar bear on our quarters.
P- oh man what did I get my self into here?
G- I beleive your sitting on a chair there.
P- What is your policy on the Iraq war,
should we "get out" as Senator Obama has stated?
G- Well we can't very well stay there fer ever can we?
P- Senator McCain thinks we can stay there a hundred years.
G- Oh well, if John thinks that then that's what we can do.
P- What is your stand on pork barrel spending?
G- It's like putting lipstick on a pig.
P- Where are you going for your next campaign speech?
g- Goin to the deep south of Amerca, the State of Minnisota.
P- Govenor Minnisota is not in the deep south of the United States.
G- Well we will just have to work on that won't we? You want change you got it!
P- What is your stand on the illegals coming into our country over the border?
G- Damn Canadians.
P- I meant the Mexican border.
G- We don't have many Mexicans in Alaska.
P- Do you take drugs?
Are you high right now? Cause your answers are distubing.
G- I'm in favor of that.
P- Of what?
G- What you said.
P- I don't understand.
G- That's what I said.
P- Man, I feel like I'm conducting an interview with Gracie Allen.
G- I paid for this microphone!
P- Let's start over again here, Have you ever been to Spain?
G- No but I kind of like the music.
P- Tell us more about yourself.
G- I've eaten ice cream at 40 below.
Never written a song or ever seen King Kong.
I've been surfing on the Internet, and I've flown a plane.
Once I had forgotten my birthday,I've never met a rock star.
I play the piano, never slept on a beach.
Never broken a mirror or even a window.
I try to never tell a lie.
Once I got drunk on lemonade.
P- I give up!
G- Geshundteit!
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