Your favorite ice cream flavor is coffee.
You don't sun tan, you roast.
You answer the door before people knock.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You lick your coffee cup clean.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
Your only source of nutrition comes from Sugar.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You don't unwrap candy bars before eating them.
People get dizzy just watching you.
You leave your house with a coffee and drive to a coffee house.
When someone asks. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil.
You put instant coffee on scrambled eggs.
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