THE WORLD CUP !

I'll admit that I'm not a Soccer Ball sports fan.
Or as the rest of the world calls it 'FUTBALL'.
Today this World Cup Race thing is all in the news.
What's all the excitement about grown men in shorts
prancing back and forth and back in a futball field ?

( Wearing brightly colored tee shirts I might add.)
They can't lay a hand on the freaking soccer ball,
They kick the black and white ball with their heads.

I was going to watch the match today because it was
excitedly reported that today's match between Germany
and the United States might just end up
With a blow out score score of Zero to One !
Then after drinking a cold one I got to thinking...
Just what size is the World Cup? A, B, C, or D ?